RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.